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theyellowbrickroad:

my mom was making this angry face but bobbing her head to the music of a commercial and i was like “why are you making that face” and she was like “because i hate this song but i have groove so i have to dance to it, i cannot control my own rhythm”

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Lulu Guinness ‘Fan Bag’ Launch Photobooth

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“I’m a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.”

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jeffscherer:

Looking back: The Mug Shot Journal

About a decade ago, I started taking pictures of fellow improvisors holding a whiteboard with their names on it, so I could remember who everyone was. Years later, Keith Huang, a much better photographer (and eventually the artistic director of the People’s Improv Theatre) took up the torch, and has been taking great pictures of funny people ever since. 

This article is a fitting tribute to Keith and his beautiful photos. Together, we have taken pictures of hundreds of talented and wonderful people, some of whom you may recognize. 

The large pictures above are his, the small ones are mine, and the last one is his picture of me, the only as-yet not famous person on this page.

Keith’s photos | My photos (pt. 1) | My photos (pt. 2)

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metaphorwaters:

I have to struggle to change people’s perceptions of me. I grew very frustrated with the perception that I’m this shy, retiring, inhibited aristocratic creature when I’m absolutely not like that at all. I think I’m much more outgoing and exuberant than my image.

metaphorwaters:

I have to struggle to change people’s perceptions of me. I grew very frustrated with the perception that I’m this shy, retiring, inhibited aristocratic creature when I’m absolutely not like that at all. I think I’m much more outgoing and exuberant than my image.

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venusaurphobia:

Being a Christian doesn’t mean you have to be anti-science. I do believe in The Big Bang Theory, I just don’t think it’s funny or deserves six seasons.

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musicstomyears:

The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger

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applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

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"CHOOSE" MEME -  COSETTE OR EPONINE? [asked by izzybutt and jack-jack-scott which means i get TWO choices TOO BAD my gifs my rules]

↳  ”Cosette, now I remember.  Cosette, how can this be?  We were children together…  Look what’s become of me…”  

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weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

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