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angela merkel is not a palindrome

look i love harry potter just as much as i love a song of ice and fire but the thing that frustrates me is the overwhelming level of detail in asoiaf compared to the lack of it in hp

like if i’m wondering what the sixth in line to the throne’s least favorite cousin’s betrothed wore to the third biggest tourney under aegon the unworthy, i can find that out

but if i’m like hm i wonder what made very prominent character bellatrix lestrange want to join the death eaters - there is no way to find an answer for that.  that information is just not available to me. why 

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#hp  #asoiaf  #game of thrones  #harry potter  #bellatrix lestrange  #fuckin unfair man 

Johnny Depp testing out his”new” hands

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"Even though it might sound harsh and impolitic, here is the bottom line: if you don’t want to get shot, tased, pepper-sprayed, struck with a baton or thrown to the ground, just do what I tell you. Don’t argue with me, don’t call me names, don’t tell me that I can’t stop you, don’t say I’m a racist pig, don’t threaten that you’ll sue me and take away my badge. Don’t scream at me that you pay my salary, and don’t even think of aggressively walking towards me. Most field stops are complete in minutes. How difficult is it to cooperate for that long?"
LAPD officer Sunil Dutta, writing 100% seriously in a WaPo op-ed entitled (I kid you not) “I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me.” (via hipsterlibertarian)

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your fave is problematic: me

fingerbacksnap:

  • cannot get life together
  • doesn’t understand the dow jones industrial average 
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"Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong."
Mandy Hale (via emi-liar)

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

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