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Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

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swolizard:

My favorite Snoop Dogg looks compilation

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mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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lilgivenchyprincess:

Me shopping: *would Kanye let Kim wear this??*

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femharry:

i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that

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dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

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sappling:

he is risen

Todd is bacc !!

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onlyfitgirls:

Ha’a Keaulana runs across the ocean floor with a 50 pound boulder. They do this as training to survive the massive surf waves of winter. She learned her amazing skills from her dad, legendary waterman #briankeaulana and her Grandpa, #Buffalo. I was very humbled to learn from the Hawaiians who have salt water running through their veins. Mahalo Nui Loa. Please stay tuned for our upcoming story on the Hawaiian surfing culture. 
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onlyfitgirls:

Ha’a Keaulana runs across the ocean floor with a 50 pound boulder. They do this as training to survive the massive surf waves of winter. She learned her amazing skills from her dad, legendary waterman #briankeaulana and her Grandpa, #Buffalo. I was very humbled to learn from the Hawaiians who have salt water running through their veins. Mahalo Nui Loa. Please stay tuned for our upcoming story on the Hawaiian surfing culture. 

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"What do you most value in your friends?
Their continued existence."
Christopher Hitchens (via observando)
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easyay:

why is there an ewok in a grocery store

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smartgirlsattheparty:

The Smart Girls at @broadcity posted this treasure to their Facebook page with the caption “Happy Happy birthday to the one and only Amy Poehler: the kindest + coolest + smartest. We’re very lucky to have you by our side.” 💕 We love you ladies!! #happybdayamyp

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The Smart Girls at @broadcity posted this treasure to their Facebook page with the caption “Happy Happy birthday to the one and only Amy Poehler: the kindest + coolest + smartest. We’re very lucky to have you by our side.” 💕 We love you ladies!! #happybdayamyp

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