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oherebor:

get to know me [2/5] films: sweeney todd

"I can guarantee the closest shave you’ll ever know.

(via helenabonboncarter)

— 34 minutes ago with 68 notes

It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well.

(Source: tylersmccall, via dailypotter)

— 34 minutes ago with 3908 notes

imsirius:

I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them

― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x

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— 35 minutes ago with 27815 notes

tiredestprincess:

*turns boys on with my SAT scores*

— 35 minutes ago with 45 notes

euo:

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.”

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

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— 40 minutes ago with 2117 notes

radtracks:

will you still love me tomorrow? // amy winehouse

tonight you’re mine completely
you give your love so sweetly
tonight the light of love is in your eyes
will you still love me tomorrow?

(via tiredestprincess)

— 41 minutes ago with 1997 notes

raymukada:

iasip meme: [2/5] characters:
↳ dee reynolds.

"Oh, you sons of bitches. Oh, you goddamn sons of bitches! I will destroy everything you own!"

(via jonahryan)

— 43 minutes ago with 4601 notes
first physically taxing movement in years was well worth it for this view (at Saint Josephs Lake)

first physically taxing movement in years was well worth it for this view (at Saint Josephs Lake)

— 2 hours ago